January 2012
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November 2011
7 posts
lets just add yourself as a contact on your iphone and label it as ‘him’ ‘her’ or ‘you’ and say something that you’re too whimpy to actually say to someone and send it to yourself and then post it on tumblr yay
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Today I took my dog for a walk
he was naked
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When people have 'sarcasm' as one of their...
And go to hogwarts for school
Lol
And work at ‘tumblr’ as a ‘blogger’
Lol…
October 2011
5 posts
There's always at least ONE person out there who...
Remember that.
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I always say 'violate' instead of 'validate'
yesterday i had to validate a parking ticket and i asked the guy at barnes n noble if he could violate me.
September 2011
6 posts
When girls look at me
bitch I have peripheral side vision, how do you expect me NOT to see that.
Then when I make a ‘wtf’ face they get all mad and do that ‘psh’ thing God forbid me getting creeped out by someone I don’t know who’s staring at me, lard fohbaddd.
christianrippin:
fart in class
blame it on the ugliest kid
All my moms friends
think that boys are just all over me they’re like ‘OMG YOUR DAUGHTER IS SOOO GORGEOUS OMGOGMGOM WATCH OUT BOYS!! BOYS MUST BE DYING TO BE WITH A GIRL LIKE HER’ and I’m just at school not getting noticed by any guys whatsoever or anyplace else lol
August 2011
18 posts
skin to skin contact on hotass days like these
afweiGHSDLKGgasdhawegSDKLjga she was fat. and whatever part of her that touched me was wet. w.e.t.
When people plan out their future
it kinda pisses me off. Just go with the flow. Don’t be so focused on something far away. Goals are nice, but be open to other things too. You never know what you could miss out on.
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I like how I'm a nobody on tumblr but actually...
i like how im a nobody in both places
hehehahhaeheha…
Watchyou guys don’t fucking know how hard it is being a white rich girl. you guys don’t. fucking. know.
Schools starting
waking up -gif here of person killing their alarm clock or something like that- going 2 skewl -gif here of humorous black person running to school or some shit like that- at school -gif here of someone falling asleep- -or someone staring all like mad and bored and shit - at lunch -that ‘best friend greeting’ gif that everyone fking uses- homework -that gif that people always use of...
July 2011
53 posts
Wanna distract old white folks?
ask them about their views on gays and lesbians. They. Never. Shut. Up.
telepathicacid:
boys
we are the boys in motion
we give you our devotion
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Watchhow come when i do stuff like this it isnt cute jk dont answer that
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