January 2011
125 posts
December 2010
114 posts
The funniest people
are the ones who’re able to make fun of themselves. some of you seriously needa grab ahold of whatever is up your ass and pull it the fuck out.
Anonymous asked: i think filitalians are fuckin sexy ;)
Anonymous asked: i think filitalians are fuckin sexy ;)
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I've always wanted to move & start at a new...
Like in the movies where theyre like oh dad oh mom angst angst angst angst y we move i miss frends i miss hous~ but then they get a shitload of better friends & have like the best time of their life and shit like that. Okay actually I don’t remember any movies like that. But yknow, it’d be nice having a fresh start.
Watchblanklove:
This thing has over 53,000 notes now?! HAHAHA how does this happen?
need this on my blog again.
I need friends.
that I’ll actually be up to hang with half of the time, that’ll actually keep a conversation interesting, that’ll know instantly what kind of mood I am just through a text or IM, that’ll make me laugh, that I’d actually WANT to reply to through text…
gweiughsdkgwgweiufhwef i’ve been so lonely this whole break. People have asked me multiple times to hang...
Why didn't you respo-
BECAUSE I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE IT. OH. MY. LAWD.
merry christmas
mimiyaaa:
sayuhhwhut: No one can make me laugh harder than you do. Or I do? We are the same person after all. I’m so glad I’ve found myself! We share the same sarcastic humor and can laugh for hours at stupid cats and God Warriors and all that. You really are the funniest person alive in my opinion— OHOHO U ROCK NEVA EVA CHANGE! But really, you’re beautiful and smart, and I hope your Christmas...
When someone I don't know says hi to me
I’m like;
but after I’m like;
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fuckth3hype asked: Merry Christmas gurl :]
fuckth3hype asked: Merry Christmas gurl :]
amienguyenn asked: merrry christmas (:
yeana-cho asked: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Sarah :D
It really pisses me off
when you have a problem & people are like “Well at least you have a roof over your head.” or if your dad is being a jerk, “At least you have a dad.” Doesn’t mean we can’t be emotional about it..? So, if my dad was an alcoholic & hit me and my mom every day, it’d be okay, cause at least I have a dad right. If my cat just died, no worries, I still...
yeana-cho asked: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Sarah :D
amienguyenn asked: merrry christmas (:
You know that one person
who likes you SO much? And tries SO hard just to be like you, and impress you? yeah, its annoying. Stop talking to my friends, who don’t even like you, stop tagging me in posts that you think are funny, stop stealing all my jokes, stop thinking that we’re the closest of friends, CAUSE WE’RE NOT. I honestly feel bad for you. You’re a nice person. Just stop trying so hard,...
My boyfriend took a 6 hour round trip
just to see me for a couple of hours. And now he’s shivering outside without a jacket [smh] waiting for a bus, as he’s been doing for an hour. Words can not explain how bad I feel ohmylawd.
"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the...
"You should really text faster."
lolhowaboutno
Watchlawrenceisawesome:
this is the first time i’ve cried in ages ><
shit man, hit me hard.
I hate it when you look back at your ex's
and realize all their flaws, how you had absolutely no good reason for being with them, and THEIR FACE.
Anonymous asked: i wanna be your fuck buddy. (:
yes.
dantose: Do u get a trophy 4 it???? rocker576: It occurs to me that typing “u” instead of “you” and “4” instead of “for” saved you 4 (not “for”) keystrokes. Typing “????” instead of “?” used 3 keystrokes plus the use of the shift button for a total of 4 keystrokes. Thus, you have saved no effort whatsoever by...
I like it when anons call someone ugly
& they answer all like ‘idgaf nigga u prolly ugly as shit not evn shown yo fayce lol u think i curr?? fuck off’
I see right through you, and you obviously do care.