February 2011
86 posts
January 2011
125 posts
When someone tags you in a photo of them.
Wha..
what am I even supposed to do with this.. like.. does that mean I have to comment on it telling how pretty you are? or..?
just.. I don’t get it…
IM THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO-
No one I wanna hang out with today
It’s okay I have national geographic channel and my cat..
3 tags
When girls call their friends 'sluts'
and do that annoying girly giggle.
1 tag
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
laur3nz:
omg this is so perfect for m-
wait.. I already have a valentine
I hate it when little kids stare at me.
If i couldnt get in trouble I’d punch you so hard in the face little qurl. I’m tryna eat. sheet.
So apparently that cop that got shot at my school
shot himself for some reason. So over 300 police officers had to search for the imaginary person who shot him, and I had to sit down with some person who couldn’t shutup about qurl problems for six hours. fuq da po-layce
Major creds to those people who're always nice.
Being nice IS SO DAMN HARD. I wish I just had good intentions all the time so I didn’t have to lie too much haha. I’m usually pretty straight forward about things, but when people ask me if they’re annoying me, I don’t even have the guts to say the truth. Cause to be honest, I get annoyed with people, even those I consider friends, a lot. Ignoring people and treating them...
so it's my boyfriends birthuday today
so i go and creep on his wall to see if any bitches tryna send him some hearts or smileys [lol qurls you noe da drill] and I see like 10498.
THEYRE ALL FAT AND UGLY ANYWAYS WHO CARES I DON’T he’s perfectly satisfied with the mature beautiful woman I am.
Insult someones dog instead of their mother
no one besides you thinks it’s funny.
You can pretend we're strangers, but I've seen you...
stfuthnxz:
hehehe
omg
1 tag
Contrary to popular belief,
I’m very noticeable of my surroundings. If you wave at me during passing period, I probably saw you. I don’t wave back cause I think you’re gonna go up to me and try to start a convo. Honestly I’m too lazy sometimes for social interactions. If you texted me, I got it, AND I looked at it. Once again, most likely, I’m too lazy, or you’re not interesting enough...
1 tag
He Won't, So He Will.
tedeezy:
You won’t reply to her text messages & won’t pick up her calls, so she talks to another guy who will.
You’re too busy to spend time with her, so she chills with a guy who actually wants to see her.
You’re not making an effort for you & her being together, so she’s with a guy who doesn’t make her feel alone.
Don’t trip when after you guys break up, there’s already someone else...
"hey whats up"
“Nothing much! -insert what you’re doing here along with multiple conversation starters- wbu? :]”
“ntm”
My posts aren't koala tea anymore
lolasiftheywerebefore sorry followers. on another side tho I realized that if you hardly ever eat pizza and you eat it then you’ll have really bad gas for a whole day. But luckily I went to the grocery store. One of the best places to pass gass, if I do say so myself. anyways toodles~
Congratulations! I heard you just had a baby!
Thanks
it was delicious
Stop shit talking behind backs
and start doing it infront of them. Contrary to popular belief, it creates less drama. From what I’ve experienced at least.
Plus you get to embarrass & call out people. That’s always fun.
I hate it when someone likes you
and starting from that moment they realize they can’t have you, they stop talking, they stop being that nice person you thought they were, and go desperately seek for new people to get with. lol dead giveaway you only used me for my “looks” douchebag. gifs unrelated
"I gotta go do some homework now"
“okayy. Talk to you later. Love you!!” “Bye.”