hey guys long time no see. what’s going on you ask? nothing at all. fml.

Anyways I’ve been very antisocial lately, and I deleted my fb so now I’m using my dog’s fb just in case anyone has to contact me. And idefk its so fucking hilarious
Meat loaf.
I lol every time.

And he always like does this thing where he starts licking his butt and he wont stop it and this goes on for like 30 mins or more literally and all hes doing is like licking it and chewing it and he makes all these disgusting noises and after hes done he always like licks his mustache a lot and you look at his butt and its all like wet n shit its so disgusting but so hilarious idefk my dog cracks me up. dogs are so fuckn weird omg

his profile picture is a picture of him squirming out of my moms arms and about to fall and the caption is ‘you make me wanna say oh.oh.ohoh.ohohohohoh.ohohohohoh.ohoh. oh. my god.’

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